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Apprentice star Lorraine Tighe loves swinging orgies!

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Lorraine Tighe, one of Sir Alan Sugar’s Apprentice stars has revealed in the News of the World how she got hooked on swinging “after a sweaty orgy in a sex club.”

The dowdy looking contestant told how “watching six naked men and women writhing in a sexual frenzy” in Amsterdam’s red light district encouraged her to try out swinging… and she’s never looked back apparently!

Lorraine, 36 – who’s “highly rated” by Sir Alan and a favourite to win the show – was so turned on by what she’d seen that she then paid for her boyfriend to have sex with a hooker while she watched…

“My eyes nearly came out of my head that night,” she apparently told a friend.

“There was a black man and a white woman having what I would call severe sex like I’d never seen before, really angry sex. We both got off on it… Read more & comment »

Britney Spears’ hair extensions fall out on stage

In a totally “ewwwwwwwwwwwww that’s minging” moment, when a dancer lowered himself onto Britney during her live stage show, he seems to have accidentally pulled out – or they just fell out – several of her hair extensions.

During the routine, the extensions ended up left on the counch Britney was sprawled across when she was raised up.

Hair extensions just spook me out – I think they’re creepy and gross and seeing them come out nearly makes me gag!

Here’s the video of the hair raising – or lowering – moment…

Kerry Katona wants nose job – and she wants it filmed. Quelle surprise… not

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The Daily Star reports today that Kerry Katona “wants MTV to pay for her to have more plastic surgery – this time to sort out her nose, which is reportedly mangled after snorting drugs.”

Kerry’s already had £15,000 of cosmetic surgery including liposuction and a boob reduction but as she now apparently “has a hole” in her nose due to years of snorting cocaine, she’d like MTV to pay for the op to correct it and in return, she’ll allow them to film it… ewwwwwwww.

Personally, I could well do without watching her getting yet more medical attention… Actually, let’s pray she doesn’t get piles and release a fly-on-the-wall documentary called ‘Kerry, My Arse Hell…’ Read more & comment »

Katie Price suspected Peter Andre of having an affair

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Katie Price has revealed that what made her suspect her husband Peter Andre was cheating on her was because he’d “spiced up” their sex life with new positions… ewwwwwwwww, information overload or what??

After Katie apparently exploded at him and accused him of playing away, he explained he was just “pumped up” because of his training for the London Marathon… erm, ok. Since when did training teach a person new sexual positions? See, I’d go to that gym…

In an exclusive interview with The Sun, Katie said, “On Christmas Eve we had 12 people over but Pete wanted to go to the gym.

“He was obsessed with it and I did wonder why he was going so much. Then he started having sex differently, which seemed really strange… Read more & comment »

Amy Winehouse ‘too stoned’ to record with Snoop Dogg

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The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse was “too stoned” to record a duet with legendary American rapper Snoop Dogg, who himself spends a good deal of the time smoking pot, so according to the paper’s report, when the pair met up to record their tracks, a marathon ’smoking’ session began.

The pair collaborated on tow tracks in Los Angeles last year but as it transpired, by the end of each recording day, they were both too stoned to finish the tracks… Read more & comment »

Pamela Anderson to wed AGAIN??

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Rumour has it that Pamela Anderson may be getting married for the fourth time… does the woman never learn??

Apparently, one of her designer friend told other friends that he’s working on a new wedding dress for Pam who is currently dating scuba diver Jamie Padgett.

Pam has previously been married to Motley Crue’s drummer Tommy Lee, rock singer Kid Rock and Rick Salomaan… Read more & comment »

Amy Winehouse wants kids and a beauty salon

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Showbiz Spy reckons that demented Amy Winehouse wants to start a family after she’s released another album.

She said, “I’ll always have music in my life, but I don’t always have to sell it to people. While I love music, I’d really love to have a family and that’s the most important thing to me.

“That doesn’t mean I’m ready to start one right now because I think I’ve got another album in me.”

Amy? You want to get that removed – it could go septic you know… Read more & comment »

Amy Winehouse says ‘If you love him, let him go’

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Amy Winehouse has put on her Facebook that she’s now not going to try to get back with Blake Fielder-Civil and wrote, “If you love him, let him go.”

Amy was later snapped outside her new home in Barnet, north London where she informed waiting photographers that she was off to the doctor’s for a “personal procedure”.

Ewwwwwww

Katy Perry and Ellen DeGeneres sing ‘I Kissed A Girl’ together

Lesbian chat show host Ellen DeGeneres dueted with Katy Perry as the pair sang Katy’s hit track ‘I Kissed A Girl’.

They joined forces for a humorous sketch in which they sang together in a toilet as part of Ellen’s popular Bathroom Concert Series, which sees her sing with the stars in a loo cubicle.

During filming, 24-year-old Katy “pulled a worried face” according to the Daily Mail while “DeGeneres nodded enthusiastically as they sang the lyrics: ‘I kissed a girl and I liked it.’”

Eeek, Eoghan Quigg’s pants mishap

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In the Daily Mail today, there’s a very embarassing picture of Eoghan Quigg’s apparent trouser padding coming out of said trousers. Oh the horror…

The paper states that the, “young Irishman suffered an embarrassing embarrassing wardrobe malfunction during the X Factor tour at The O2 arena in Dublin.

“Just as he was singing on stage, his, er, ‘padding’, appeared to pop out of the top of his jeans.’Eggnog’ was oblivious to the fact that his packing had popped, and carried on throwing popstar shapes on stage.” Read more & comment »