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Danielle Lloyd to press charges over alleged bar attack

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Model and ex-Celebrity Big Brother contestant Danielle Lloyd says she was punched in the face in a “brawl” that was apparently over her boyfriend Jamie O’Hara.

Danielle says she suffered a cut lip during the fight which is alleged to have taken place in a bar with friends of O’Hara’s ex-girlfriend, Sade Metcalfe. She apparently accused Danielle of “stealing her man” according to the Daily Mail.

Danielle says that one of the group hit her in the face as she was about to leave the Funkymojoe bar in London on Sunday night… Read more & comment »

Stevie Nicks says no to Lindsay Lohan in film of her life

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Legendary singer Stevie Nicks has put the boot into Lindsay Lohan by point blank refusing to have her play the role of Stevie in a proposed movie about her life.

“Over my dead body,” Stevie reportedly snapped when the proposition was put to her, adding. “She {Lindsay} needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip… Read more & comment »

Mark Croft says “Kerry lived off ME!”

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The Sun is reporting that Kerry Katona’s “widely-loathed” husband Mark Croft has said that he walked out on her and that she’s been living off him and his money!

Speaking publically for the first time since Kerry took him back having thrown him out of her house, the 38-year-old ex cabbie told the paper: “I walked out on Kez because I’d had enough of her mood swings and stuff.

“Kerry never threw me out. There has been no money in no secret bank accounts or anything like that. I asked her for a divorce.”

And he also said that claims he’d spent Kerry’s money were untrue, adding: “I’ve not ripped Kerry off… Read more & comment »

X Factor’s Alex & Ruth in “screaming match”

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The Sun is reporting today that X Factor winner Alexandra Burke and her – presumably now ex – best friend, Ruth Lorenzo, “had to be pulled apart during a screaming match” on the X Factor live tour which was in Sheffield.

The pair have been inseparable since they both met and starred on the X Factor last year, to the point that they share a flat. However, now it seems that their friendship is well and truly over.

Apparently the row was about a male dancer whom “they both fancied” and who’s on the X Factor Tour with them… Read more & comment »

Patsy Palmer quits celeb Apprentice after row

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EastEnders actress Patsy Palmer has quit the Celebrity Apprentice show after what The Sun alleges was “a row with Ultimo lingerie boss Michelle Mone”.

Patsy apprently “blew her top” in a task for the Comic Relief special.

The paper adds that Patsy’s husband, Richard Merkell, “had to talk her into returning” to help team-mates Carol Vorderman, Fiona Phillips and Ruby Wax create and sell a new children’s toy… Read more & comment »

Lindsay Lohan “at war” with Katie Holmes

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According to BANG International,
Lindsay Lohan is embroiled in a feud with Tom Cruises’s wife, Katie Holmes.

But why? What did Katie do that was so bad as to enrage Ms Lohan??

Wel, it seems La Lohan was “expecting” to appear on the cover of the April edition of America’s Glamour magazine but was “fuming” when she found out the much coveted cover page was given to Katie Holmes instead.

A source is quoted as saying: “Lindsay did a Madonna-themed photo shoot and was totally under the impression it would be the cover.

“Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine made her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time.

“Only she wasn’t on the cover, Katie was, and she’s mad at her now.”

Wow… has anyone washed off her dummy since she spat it out?

Lindsay apparently wore a “vintage wedding dress, white gloves and jewellery” to replicate Madonna’s performance of ‘Like A Virgin’ at the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards as part of the magazine’s ‘American Icons: Seven Decades of Rule Breakers, Risk Takers and Style Makers’ photo series… Read more & comment »

Guy Ritchie calls Madonna ‘It’!

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According to The Sun, film director Guy Ritchie has such an intense dislike for his ex-wife Madonna, he refers to her as ‘It’.

Apparently, Guy “started making jibes” about Madonna even before they got divorced.

A source told the paper: “Guy will say, ‘Oh, It’s in a bad mood today’.

“Even towards the end of their marriage, he would call her It. He told people, ‘We can’t make It angry’.

“There is absolutely no love lost between them.”

Guy and Madonna’s divorced was finalised last year but the pair are still engaged in custody battle over their sons Rocco, eight, and David Banda, three… Read more & comment »

George Sampson agrees with me. Paris is talentless

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He may be just 15, but Britain’s Got Talent winner George Sampson clearly has no fear of voicing his opinions and told Metro that Paris Hilton has “no talent.” And he’s right, she doesn’t.

Speaking to Metro on Tuesday, George stated that he had “no interest” in working with the fluff headed Paris.

“‘I don’t care about her at all,” he said.

“I can’t see what she is good at, her fame is just inherited…” Read more & comment »

John Mayer’s online dig at Brad Pitt

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Jennifer Aniston’s current squeeze John Mayer has had a dig at her ex-husband Brad Pitt in a video he posted online.

In the video, Mayer mocks Brad’s new movie, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button or, as he’s called it, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Brat.

In the video, John says: “Hi John, it’s John and this is power tape number 9: Potentialising your dreams… Read more & comment »

Nicola McLean would leave boyfriend for Cheryl Cole

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The Daily Star is happily reporting that model Nicola McLean says she would leave her fiancé Tom Williams for Cheryl Cole.

Nicola – whose breasts are bigger than her brain – told the paper: “I would leave Tom for Cheryl. I think I’m actually in love with her.

“Tom’s fed up with me going on about her all of the time. But she’s just perfect. I don’t think any man or woman can compete with her.”

And she added, “Cheryl is the new Queen WAG, not Posh. And she’s obviously jealous… Read more & comment »