Apparently, Amy Winehouse’s dad Mitch has “had enough of his daughter’s freeloading pals” says The Sun and has reportedly banished one of them from St Lucia where Amy’s on a very, very extended holiday.

Mitch Winehouse has just got back to the UK after visiting Amy and it seems he wasn’t impressed to see that one of Amy’s friends, Violetta Thalia, was “indulging in all-day boozing sessions at Amy’s expense.”

A source told the paper, “Amy performs for the first time in ages at the St Lucia Jazz Festival this week. Mitch knows she has to get it right… Read more & comment »

Amy Winehouse was apparently taken to hospital yet again on Saturday after “fainting” on the island of St Lucia, according to her spokesman.

The 25-year-old was kept in hospital overnight for observation after tests showed she was suffering from dehydration.

Her publicist, Chris Goodman told AFP, “She fainted at home (in St Lucia) and they took her in for observation, mainly to do with her medication to check everything was OK… Read more & comment »

When oh when is someone going to have this girl committed before she kills herself?? In her latest ‘mishap’ she’s suffered terrible burns to her leg which she got while cooking pasta for friends last night according to The Sun.

Apparently, the pot she was cooking the pasta in tipped over and spilled boiling water onto her leg and despite looking raw and quite a serious burn, she seems to have done nothing about it such as seeking medical attention.

The burn, which got covered in sand, looks horrendously sore but it didn’t stop her enjoying a walk on the beach.

One holidaymaker told the paper: “Amy’s wounds looked so painfully sore — she really should cover them up or get herself under an umbrella… Read more & comment »

The Sun today shows Amy Winehouse weeping and generally going totally OTT when she discovered her estranged husband Blake is to be dad.

The singer found out the news on Friday when she left a hosptial that she’d been admitted to after collapsing from “a three-day booze bender” in St Lucia.

But the paper reports that just one day after being discharged, “she was back drinking at a beach bar”

When told the news about Blake, Amy apparently screamed, “That better be a mistake or I’ll beat his head in.”

The paper addes, “She distressed staff and other holidaymakers with her bizarre reaction to our exclusive story last week that Blake Fielder-Civil had got a fellow rehab patient pregnant-denting his bid to win half Amy’s £10million fortune in a divorce settlement…” Read more & comment »

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse was “too stoned” to record a duet with legendary American rapper Snoop Dogg, who himself spends a good deal of the time smoking pot, so according to the paper’s report, when the pair met up to record their tracks, a marathon ’smoking’ session began.

The pair collaborated on tow tracks in Los Angeles last year but as it transpired, by the end of each recording day, they were both too stoned to finish the tracks… Read more & comment »

Amy Winehouse has been seen cuddling up to her bodyguard during yet another sunshine break in St Lucia.

Pictures in The Sun show Amyt very close to bodyguard Neville as they strolled arm-in-arm along the beach on St. Lucia.

The star apparently sought comfort in Neville’s large arms after angering locals and holidaymakers by performing a “topless streak”.

An onlooker said: “Everyone was shocked. One minute Amy was relaxing with friends on the beach and the next she was running around half-naked… Read more & comment »

‘Troubled’ Amy Winehouse has gone back to St. Lucia after spending just 33 days back in the UK.

The singer first went to the island in December for a break following a year of hospital admissions and various stints in rehab.

The holiday ended up lasting two months before she finally returned to London at the beginning of March.

But after spending just over a month in England and moving into a new home, she flew back to St. Lucia on Thursday… Read more & comment »

Showbiz Spy reckons that demented Amy Winehouse wants to start a family after she’s released another album.

She said, “I’ll always have music in my life, but I don’t always have to sell it to people. While I love music, I’d really love to have a family and that’s the most important thing to me.

“That doesn’t mean I’m ready to start one right now because I think I’ve got another album in me.”

Amy? You want to get that removed – it could go septic you know… Read more & comment »

Amy Winehouse has put on her Facebook that she’s now not going to try to get back with Blake Fielder-Civil and wrote, “If you love him, let him go.”

Amy was later snapped outside her new home in Barnet, north London where she informed waiting photographers that she was off to the doctor’s for a “personal procedure”.

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The Daily Mail is reporting today that Amy Winehouse is yet again behaving like a total loon as she was seen “scrambling over the fence of her Barnet home, helped by an unsavoury-looking neighbour” as you can see in the Mail’s picture above.

The report speculates that Amy was possibly hoping to avoid photographers outside her house but if that was her intention, it had quite the opposite effect.

Her rough-looking “companion” charmingly stuck his middle finger up at photographers as he helped Winehouse over the fence… Read more & comment »