A picture has emerged that shows Jordan aka Katie Price slumped over a table after a “heavy night on the tiles” in Brighton on Mother’s Day.

Heat magazine says that she spent four hours partying before going to an all night café at 6am, where she allegedly left a tip of just 8p.

A spokesperson for Jordan confirmed to The Sun that “it was her” in the picture but denied she’d been partying past 2am.

The model’s rep said that a combination of “alcohol and jet lag” was the reason behind her drooping all over the table. She’d apparently only recently flown in from LA…

According to the magazine Jordan didn’t want a traditional family day with her sons and mum and chose instead to live it up in her hometown.

An onlooker told the magazine that Jordan was spotted at around midnight with a group of friends at Oceana club before turning up at Buddies 24-hour bar and restaurant at 4am.

The source said: “Katie was in Oceana shouting various things over the DJs microphone.

“Over the mic, she shouted to the crowd, ‘Hello Brighton! I love you all. This is my home town. I love it here!”

A diner at the cafe added: “She was so drunk she was falling over the tables. She even had a food fight.

“She was throwing chips and one girl got so annoyed with her that she threw a sausage back. I think they asked her to leave.”

The Sun is reporting that Jade Goody’s family lare refusing to allow Jordan to attend Jade’s funeral, despite the fact that Jade “forgave” Jordan for criticising her over her very public cancer battle.

Apparently Jordan has “repeatedly asked to attend the ceremony” this Saturday in order to pay her respects but Jade’s family and friends have said she isn’t welcome and have blast the model’s “unbelievable hypocrisy”…

Jordan had openly talked to the press when she was diagnosed with a cancerous growth on her finger in 2002. A friend is quoted as saying, “While Jade may have forgiven her, a lot of her family haven’t. If she turns up she will not be allowed in.”

According to The Sun, Victoria Beckham and her long-standing “rival” Jordan, kept “an icy distance” when they both attended Sir Elton John’s Oscars party, so it seems that their ten year feud is by no means over.

Shortly before the charity dinner, rumours were cirulating in Los Angeles that Victoria may not attend to “avoid an embarrassing confrontation” with Jordan, aka Katie Price.

However, when both women did arrive, the event organisers were given strict instructions to keep the two apart.

Jordan sat with Simon Cowell and his ex, Terri Seymour while Victoria was seated with her Hollywood friends Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria. The two were on opposite sides of the Pacific Design Centre venue…

A source close to both stars told The Sun: “Victoria didn’t want to give Katie the satisfaction of a face-to-face meeting and the opportunity to make a scene.

“She made sure she was sat as far away as possible and only left her table surrounded by her A-list pals.

“She then left pretty soon after the ceremony. She thinks the whole thing is pretty pathetic and didn’t want it becoming the focus of the night.”

Jordan, aka Katie Price, has reportedly hired an acting tutor in a bid to launch an acting career in Hollywood… does she need tuition to say the lines, “Are you here to fix my plumbing?” or “Oooo that’s so big!”

Anyway, the glamour model/presenter/loud mouth and her husband/pet dog Peter Andre have reportedly temporarily moved to LA with their kids to film their new fly-on-the-wall ITV2 show…

A source for Jordan said, “She is desperate to break into acting.

“She knows she isn’t going to land a top movie but fancies a TV soap.”

Yeah, a phallic shaped soap on a rope would be my guess!

In what has to be one of the most noxious hypocritical about-turns, Jordan, aka Katie Price says she to support to Jade Goody as she battles cervical cancer.

This is despite the fact that in September of last year – in an interview with OK magazine – the model accused Jade of “cashing in on her illness”.

She said at the time:

“I feel sorry for anyone who’s going through what Jade’s going through, but I can’t believe she’s paid for interviews on subjects that people are really traumatised by”

Jordan’s son Harvey has multiple illnesses including a growth disorder and autism, but she’s sold that story to anyone and everyone who’ll offer her a tenner for it!

And now, in another OK interview, Jordan said:

“It’s so sad to see the pictures of Jade Goody with no hair”

Yeah you vain and shallow-as-a-puddle airhead… that’s for sure the saddest thing. Never mind that she’s a young woman facing a terminal illness – hair loss is the big tragedy…

Price added: “I do feel sorry for her. I think what she’s going through must be awful and if she ever wants to come round for a cup of tea and a chat, she’s welcome. I hope she keeps well.”

I’m sure she’s ordering a taxi as we speak… and given that Jordan and her family are currently in LA, Jade might find it tricksome to fly for hours on end given she’s in agony most of the time.

Katie Price really should try to use that implanted brain cell for making comments only when it’s turned to the ON position.

Model Nicola McLean has reportedly had another dig at her rival Jordan.

Nicola has boasted that she’s landed her own reality show and a string of other deals.

The Page 3 model told the Daily Star: “The show won’t be tacky like Jordan’s, nor will it be stunted.

“I plan to show me gearing up for my next calendar and there is talk of a workout DVD too.

“Plus I am well busy doing all the night club appearances so it’s going well really!”

She’s so articulate isn’t she? A real master of words…

Evicted Celebrity Big Brother housemate Lucy Pinder has launched a scathing rant at fellow glamour model Jordan, describing her as “vile”.

The 25-year-old was the first housemate to be evicted last Friday and was furious to learn that Jordan – Katie Price – had claimed that Lucy had had surgery on her nose, lips and teeth and had said Lucy was a “bloke with b*******”.

Lucy hit back by telling Star magazine: “You know what, Victoria Beckham summed her up in one word: Vile. That’s what she is.”

She added: “I don’t want to dignify her comments by getting into a slanging match, but I have not had a nose job or a boob job.”

A friend of Lucy’s told Star that she was “furious” about Jordan’s comments, saying: “She thinks she’s a total hypocrite because Jordan is the fake one. Lucy thinks she’s jealous because she’s younger and all natural.”

While she was in the BB house, Lucy called Jordan an “orange, blonde type”, which may have been why Jordan got bitchy.

Peter Andre has also added his twopennorth worth, saying: “That so-called model slated my Katie so I’ve not got a lot of good to say about her.”

I’m sure that’ll worry her terribly…

Yes, that’s right. Katie Price has apparently bought her 18 month old daughter, Princess, a pink VW Beetle “for when she drives”

She told the Daily Mirror that the car will be perfect for Princess Tiaamii when she starts taking driving lessons at the age of 17.

She said: “I have just spent a fortune customising a pink Beetle and have given it Lamborghini wheels. It’s totally over the top but it will be great for Princess when she drives!”

Yeah, funnily enough, I just bought my 23 year old daughter a Zimmer frame for when she’s 65… it’ll be perfect for her and I really needed to buy it now. Really.

Katie Price has reportedly been charged with breaking a 30mph speed limit in Brighton, East Sussex, in March last year.

She’s also been charged with “failing to supply information about the identity of the driver” before the cut-off date of April 9th according to ITN.

Apparently, no plea has been entered to the charges, according to a spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service.

The case, which is expected to last one day, will be heard at Brighton Magistrates Court.

I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here contestant Nicola McLean has revealed that she used to be “obsessed” with Peter Andre.

The 26-year-old model – who was accused of copying Peter’s wife Katie Price in the jungle – says she used to think the Aussie singer “was gorgeous.”

“I fancied Peter massively,” she told Now magazine.

“I loved him. I used to write ‘Nicola McLean 4 Peter Andre’ on my school notebook.

“[Jordan] will hate me for saying that. But then she hates everybody. She’ll slag me off to years to come.”

Yes, I think you’re right there Nicola… she does it with everyone else which is ironic considering she recently announced she doesn’t judge anyone!